Lucky for her and me, we have a stash of Earthly Body Suntouched Soy Candles handy. Our absolute favorite is Caribbean Crush.  We spent our honeymoon in the Southern Caribbean and since then have been on 2 cruises down there.  And we are ready to go back.  Caribbean Crush brings back great memories of our trips to the Caribbean and makes our house smell really, really good.  After we lit the candle and got a nice little pool of wax, I poured a bit of the was on each elbow and massaged it into my dry skin.  Worked like a charm and kept my wife snuggled up close for the rest of the night.

Do yourself a favor pick up an Earthly Body Suntouched Soy Massage Candle.  You won’t be disappointed and will probably never buy another Yankee Candle again.  I know we won’t.

Several us meet up at the restaurant and got started on our ritual orgy of chips, salsa and tequila.  Finally the young artist appeared and fit right in with our drunken group.  His name was John Mayer and was about as perverted as the rest of our strange and crazy group.  Right off the bat he told us of an idea he had to laminate porn mags, so when you were done using them you could just throw them in the dishwasher and clean them up for the next time.  One can only imagine the fun he had with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson.

Now what do grinders have to do with this story?  Well at the recent C.H.A.M.P.S. show in Las Vegas, our friends at Volo Trading (the folks that bring us the Kannastor and 1905 grinders)introduced us to a new grinder, the Urb’n Lucite Grinder.  This is a 2″ clear lucite grinder that comes with a very nifty storage tin.  The outside of the grinder measures 3″.  But the best thing about the Urb’n Grinder is that it’s dishwasher safe.  So if you’re like john Mayer you can throw your porn collection and grinder in the dishwasher at the same time.  We might even get a dishwasher friendly Vapor Brothers Vaporizer one day, who knows?

In addition, these soy candles burn a few degrees above body temperature allowing the wax to be poured onto your skin without burning it. The wax then dissolves into a moisturizing lotion perfect for massages.  Unlike petroleum derived (paraffin) candles, these soy based candles burn virtually soot free and last 50% longer.  These are all natural, environmentally friendly, petroleum free, non-toxic and 100% vegan.  My personal favorite is Caribbean Crush.  Head over to the site and check them out.  If only you could smell them online!

Also our good friends at Vapor Brothers once again outdid themselves with their generous hospitality and eye catching booth. Their number one best selling model the Vaporbrothers Hands Free Vaporizer is back in stock and ready to ship.