From our family to yours, we wish you a Merry Christmas.

As we mentioned in our previous post, the elves at Vapor Warehouse have been working hard to ship each and every order as soon as they are received. However, the Grinch has raised his head in the guise of DHL. For the past two days trying to place a call into DHL customer service has been harder than trying to find a Nintendo wii. Every time we have called DHL, we go through all the bullshit prompts only to be told that the wait time exceeds 15 minutes and to call back. It’s 11:30PM and we are still getting the same message.

My driver had informed me that they didn’t hire additional help for the holidays. Needless to say the poor drivers are over worked and stretched to the limit. I’m sure it’s the same with the poor souls manning the customer service lines. It’s not their fault that some CEO made the executive decision to not hire extra help with the increased traffic. Sad thing is, I’m sure that fat cat CEO is vacationing somewhere warm and spending that year end bonus made from trimming extra workers. And we can’t even file a complaint because we can’t even get through the phone to voice that complaint.

So for those of you still waiting for that package to show (and hopefully it’s not the severance package yours truly received last year from my corporate gig right before Thanksgiving), we feel for you. And a big BAH HUMBUG to corporate CEOs, we hope your stockings are stuffed with worthless stock options. Put these words in your vaporizer and vape it…

Happy Holidaze!

We’ve been working hard here at Vapor Warehouse to fill Santa’s bags with Vaporbrothers Vaporizers, Brothers’ Hydrators, Aura Cacia Organic Essential Oils, Kannastor Herbal Grinders and much more. Now let’s send out a collective prayer that Santa’s presents reach all of you good, and even naughty, boys and girls in time for Christmas. So rest assured that we are shipping your orders as fast as they come in. While you are waiting for your Vapor Brothers goodies to arrive might we suggest kicking up your feet, turning on the tube and watching one of the many great Rankin/Bass Christmas specials that are filling the airwaves.

Due to production delays, the Vapor Brothers’ Hydrators were sold out for most of December.  Good news for those looking for a last minute Christmas gift, the Colored and Fritted Vaporbrothers Hydrators are back in stock and ready to ship.  Give that someone special the ultimate present: a Vapor Brothers Hands Free Vaporizer, Brothers’ Hydrator Kit and a Kannastor Herbal Grinder.  They will love you for years to come with a gift like that!

Please note: The Fumed Hydrators will not be back in stock in time for a Christmas gift, hopefully they will arrive before the New Year.

Any order for in-stock items placed before 1:00 PM (PST), Monday through Friday, will be shipped the same day.  Vapor Warehouse is based in Northern California.  Please allow up to 5 business days for your order to reach the East Coast if selecting the “Ground” option.

We have been busy working around the clock to ensure that your orders are shipped ASAP.  We know many of you are ordering gifts for someone special and all orders are shipped discreetly in a plain brown box with no markings to indicate where the contents are fromso your surprise isn’t ruined.  Don’t wait until it is too late get your Vapor Brothers and Volcano Vaporizers, Aura Cacia Essential Oils, Kannastor Grinders now!